Guys i have Created graphics for whatsapp...you can download and use ...
work in progress making some more
comment if you like....or you have some new ideas
Saturday, January 17, 2015
Sunday, January 4, 2015
Some of good whatsup status
Some of good whatsup status..copied from net..:)
I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status :P
Do not be afraid to step on people... Mario made a career from it.
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT
Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed - Is only because of the shampoo
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
I believe in hate at first sight.
Eat...sleep..regret...repeat
After Tuesday, even the Calendar goes W T F.
Monday, July 1, 2013
Marathi Funny Nibandh...SHEPUT
Marathi Funny Nibandh...SHEPUT
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click to zoom ...view larger ...really funny
click open in new tab to view...or open in new window
click to zoom ...view larger ...really funny
Sunday, June 23, 2013
Nice one
"I love walking in rain so dat no one can see my tears!"- ye purana wala tha
"I love walking in the fog so that no one can see that I am smoking" - ye naya tha..
latest pata kya hai?
"i love walking in any season , because petrol is now 71 Rs per litre."......
"I love walking in the fog so that no one can see that I am smoking" - ye naya tha..
latest pata kya hai?
"i love walking in any season , because petrol is now 71 Rs per litre."......
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Joke Santa Banta and chess
Santa and Banta were playing chess
(joke doesn't end here).
Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai.
Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.
The joke doesn't end here either
Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai.
Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelate hai.
Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume aasanise hara doge.
Vishy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me akela.
S-B: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge
Vishy: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.
S-B: Haan. Phir thik hai.
The joke still doesn't end.
Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy chala jata hai.
Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar.
Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.
Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Saala lefty hi hogaa
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Elmo - Must read joke..
Elmo - Must read joke..
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
Monday, July 23, 2012
The 2 Most Powerful Emotions That Will Change Your Life!
Great artical i read on
http://www.saifullahkhalid.com/personal-improvement/the-2-most-powerful-emotions-that-will-change-your-lifethe-2-most-powerful-emotions-that-will-change-your-life/#comment-2240
by Saifullahkhalid.....
The 2 Most Powerful Emotions That Will Change Your Life!
Everything we see around us is nothing but energy and everything vibrates at a certain frequency. Frequency is everything. All frequencies co-exist to make up the entire Universe.
Everything that happens in your life happens for a reason & you & only you are responsible for all of it. You attract that which you believe to be true irrespective of whether it is true or not. You attract people, events & circumstances in your life by your very own thoughts & beliefs.
Every true belief is not just conscious but subconscious and is tied to emotion. A belief is an emotionalized thought. If you closely observe, you will always find that, every human thought & action is either based in ‘love’ or ‘fear’. You either do something for the love of it or for the fear of something happening if it’s not done. Sometimes the emotion of love maybe equated with greed & this maybe more so applicable in the stock market where the only two emotions that prevail are greed & fear – Greed of making more money & the fear of losing money.
Instead of telling GOD how big your FEARS are, start telling your FEARS, how big your GOD is.
Whenever you are faced with a challenge, every choice that you make arises out of one of the only 2 possible emotions that exist – the emotion of love or the emotion of fear.
Love & Fear are 2 of the most POWERFUL EMOTIONS you will ever come across. Love is the MAGIC POTION & Fear is the VENOMOUS POTION!!!
“Fear is the energy which contracts, closes down, draws in, runs, hides, hoards, harms. Love is the energy which expands, opens up, sends out, stays, reveals, shares, heals. Fear wraps our bodies in clothing, love allows us to stand naked. Fear clings to and clutches all that we have, love gives all that we have away. Fear holds close, love holds dear. Fear grasps, love lets go. Fear rankles, love soothes. Fear attacks, love amends.” – Neale Donald Walsch
Learn to recognize & hear that little voice in you. It’s this little voice through which the universe speaks to you. It is your emotional guidance system & acts as radar (GPS) that helps you to steer away from all the hurdles of life.
The sole purpose for which you came on Earth was to experience life in all its glory. If you aren’t experiencing this fullest glory yet, it only means that you are still to accomplish your mission here. And when you experience this glory, you will realize that this mission cannot end as only then, you will truly know the eternal nature of your BEING.
You will realize that the real does not die & the unreal never lived. Once you know that death happens to the body & not to you, you just watch your body fall off like a discarded garment!!! The real ‘YOU’ is eternal & timeless & is beyond birth & death. The body will only survive as long as it is needed. It is not important that it should live long.
http://www.saifullahkhalid.com/personal-improvement/the-2-most-powerful-emotions-that-will-change-your-lifethe-2-most-powerful-emotions-that-will-change-your-life/#comment-2240
by Saifullahkhalid.....
The 2 Most Powerful Emotions That Will Change Your Life!
Everything we see around us is nothing but energy and everything vibrates at a certain frequency. Frequency is everything. All frequencies co-exist to make up the entire Universe.
Everything that happens in your life happens for a reason & you & only you are responsible for all of it. You attract that which you believe to be true irrespective of whether it is true or not. You attract people, events & circumstances in your life by your very own thoughts & beliefs.
Every true belief is not just conscious but subconscious and is tied to emotion. A belief is an emotionalized thought. If you closely observe, you will always find that, every human thought & action is either based in ‘love’ or ‘fear’. You either do something for the love of it or for the fear of something happening if it’s not done. Sometimes the emotion of love maybe equated with greed & this maybe more so applicable in the stock market where the only two emotions that prevail are greed & fear – Greed of making more money & the fear of losing money.
Instead of telling GOD how big your FEARS are, start telling your FEARS, how big your GOD is.
Whenever you are faced with a challenge, every choice that you make arises out of one of the only 2 possible emotions that exist – the emotion of love or the emotion of fear.
Love & Fear are 2 of the most POWERFUL EMOTIONS you will ever come across. Love is the MAGIC POTION & Fear is the VENOMOUS POTION!!!
“Fear is the energy which contracts, closes down, draws in, runs, hides, hoards, harms. Love is the energy which expands, opens up, sends out, stays, reveals, shares, heals. Fear wraps our bodies in clothing, love allows us to stand naked. Fear clings to and clutches all that we have, love gives all that we have away. Fear holds close, love holds dear. Fear grasps, love lets go. Fear rankles, love soothes. Fear attacks, love amends.” – Neale Donald Walsch
Learn to recognize & hear that little voice in you. It’s this little voice through which the universe speaks to you. It is your emotional guidance system & acts as radar (GPS) that helps you to steer away from all the hurdles of life.
The sole purpose for which you came on Earth was to experience life in all its glory. If you aren’t experiencing this fullest glory yet, it only means that you are still to accomplish your mission here. And when you experience this glory, you will realize that this mission cannot end as only then, you will truly know the eternal nature of your BEING.
You will realize that the real does not die & the unreal never lived. Once you know that death happens to the body & not to you, you just watch your body fall off like a discarded garment!!! The real ‘YOU’ is eternal & timeless & is beyond birth & death. The body will only survive as long as it is needed. It is not important that it should live long.
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