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Showing posts with label funny jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny jokes. Show all posts
Saturday, February 20, 2016
Sunday, January 4, 2015
Some of good whatsup status
Some of good whatsup status..copied from net..:)
I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status :P
Do not be afraid to step on people... Mario made a career from it.
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT
Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed - Is only because of the shampoo
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
I believe in hate at first sight.
Eat...sleep..regret...repeat
After Tuesday, even the Calendar goes W T F.
Monday, July 1, 2013
Marathi Funny Nibandh...SHEPUT
Marathi Funny Nibandh...SHEPUT
click open in new tab to view...or open in new window
click to zoom ...view larger ...really funny
click open in new tab to view...or open in new window
click to zoom ...view larger ...really funny
Sunday, June 23, 2013
Nice one
"I love walking in rain so dat no one can see my tears!"- ye purana wala tha
"I love walking in the fog so that no one can see that I am smoking" - ye naya tha..
latest pata kya hai?
"i love walking in any season , because petrol is now 71 Rs per litre."......
"I love walking in the fog so that no one can see that I am smoking" - ye naya tha..
latest pata kya hai?
"i love walking in any season , because petrol is now 71 Rs per litre."......
Sunday, May 6, 2012
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Sunday, January 29, 2012
Make your PC Speak for u...!!
Hey...u can make ur pc to speak wat u say..very interesting..........................
Make Your Computer Speak Whatever You Type:
1.Open Notepad and copy and paste the following code into it
Dim message, sapi
message=InputBox("What do you want me to say?","Speak to Me")
Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
sapi.Speak message
2.Now save the notepad file with the name speak.vbs at your desktop.
3.Now double click on speak.vbs type in the box whatever you want your computer to speak for you.
try it n have fun... !
Make Your Computer Speak Whatever You Type:
1.Open Notepad and copy and paste the following code into it
Dim message, sapi
message=InputBox("What do you want me to say?","Speak to Me")
Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
sapi.Speak message
2.Now save the notepad file with the name speak.vbs at your desktop.
3.Now double click on speak.vbs type in the box whatever you want your computer to speak for you.
try it n have fun... !
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Good Morning !!
Monday, September 19, 2011
Nice one
"I love walking in rain so dat no one can see my tears!"- ye purana wala tha
"I love walking in the fog so that no one can see that I am smoking" - ye naya tha..
latest pata kya hai?
"i love walking in any season , because petrol is now 71 Rs per litre."......
Nice one
"I love walking in rain so dat no one can see my tears!"- ye purana wala tha
"I love walking in the fog so that no one can see that I am smoking" - ye naya tha..
latest pata kya hai?
"i love walking in any season , because petrol is now 71 Rs per litre."......
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Master key - Marathi
Click on image to view larger , it will open in new window,
Click on image to view larger , it will open in new window,
Thursday, April 7, 2011
IIM IAS difficult Quetions..!! Brillient
very intresting hope u will enjoy .
DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!
Question and the Answer given by Candidates, most of them are
IAS Officers now.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples
and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one
hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )
Q. How many buckets of water does Pacific Ocean contains?
A : It depends on the size of the bucket. (CA Institute Campus Interview
Placement)
Interviewer said 'I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really
difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!' The boy
thought for
a while and said, 'my choice is one really difficult question.'
'Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
'What comes first, Day or Night?'
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on his answer,
but he thought for a while and said, 'It's the DAY sir!'
'How' the interviewer asked,
'Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult
question!'
He was selected for IIM!
DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!
Question and the Answer given by Candidates, most of them are
IAS Officers now.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples
and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one
hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )
Q. How many buckets of water does Pacific Ocean contains?
A : It depends on the size of the bucket. (CA Institute Campus Interview
Placement)
Interviewer said 'I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really
difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!' The boy
thought for
a while and said, 'my choice is one really difficult question.'
'Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
'What comes first, Day or Night?'
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on his answer,
but he thought for a while and said, 'It's the DAY sir!'
'How' the interviewer asked,
'Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult
question!'
He was selected for IIM!
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Marathi Joke
Malkin - kay ge.. 3 diwsapasun kamala nahi aalis, tehi na sangta?
Molkarin - ohh madam.. face book var status update karun gele hote ki gavala jatey mhanun...................sahebanni comment pan dili ki 'come soon.. Miss U!!'
Molkarin - ohh madam.. face book var status update karun gele hote ki gavala jatey mhanun...................sahebanni comment pan dili ki 'come soon.. Miss U!!'
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Be Happy - Forget Past
"A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke.
All laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time.
He cracked the same joke again & again, When there was no laughter in the crowd, he smiled and said "When u can't laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over and over again. "
'Forget the past & move on'…
Goodbye Mom
hope this touches you the way it touched me! Goodbye Mom
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped.
Furthermore she kept staring at him.She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look ! so much like my late son."He answered, "That's okay.""I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy.
"She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk."How come so much? I only bought 5 items."The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."
Bet, you thought this was going to be a tear jerker!!! J
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