*Computer programmer's shayri*

1. Kal jab mile thhe....to dil mein hua ek sound. Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...your file not found!

2. Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to apni zindagictrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

3. Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye...Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye...

4. Laakhon honge nigaah meinkabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...Mere pyaar ke icon pekabhi to double-click karo...

5. Roz subha hum karte hainpy! ar se unhe good morning...Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hainjaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

6. Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face. Par dil ke storage meinNo more disk space.

7. Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown.Jaane kitne dilon kaho gaya Server down .

Welcome Rain :: Refresh.....!!!

Visual Shayari

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Exellence

A man once visited a temple under construction where he saw a sculptor making an idol of God.

Suddenly he noticed a similar idol lying nearby. Surprised, he asked the sculptor, "Do you need two statues of the same idol?"

"No," said the sculptor without looking up, "We need only one, but the first one got damaged at the last stage."

The gentleman examined the idol and found no apparent damage. "Where is the damage?" he asked.

"There is a scratch on the nose of the idol." said the sculptor, still busy with his work.

"Where are you going to install the idol?" The sculptor replied that it would be installed on a pillar twenty feet high.

"If the idol is that far, who is going to know that there is a scratch on the nose?" the gentleman asked.

The sculptor stopped his work, looked up at the gentleman, smiled and said, "I will know it."

The desire to excel is exclusive of the fact whether someone else appreciates it or not. "Excellence" is a drive from inside, not outside.

Excellence is not for someone else to notice but for your own satisfaction and excellence.

Happiness Forever !!

Some catchy moments !!

Wife is Life

Hi Mumbai

Sher-O-Shayri !!

1.     Arz kiya hai ........... jara gaur farmaeaga ...........

           Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta

           Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta

           aur  main tere bina ab reh nahi sakta

 

ek aur ..............

 

2.     Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai

           Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

 

saheban pesh-e-khidamat hai .............

 

3.     Ke khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha … Ke khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha … Aur raste pe jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha ….

 

4.     Door se dekha toh sher tha

           gaur kijiega .....

           Door se dekha toh sher tha

           Pass ja kar dekha

           Toh vakaai sher tha

           bhaago

 

ek nur-e-sher pesh kar raha hoon

 

5.     Darkat ke paimane pe chilman e husn ka

           Furkat se yun sharmana….

           Darkat ke paimane pe chilman e husn ka

           Furkat se yun sharmana….

           uparwali line ka matlab tumhare samaz mai aaye..

           to hume jaroor batana.

 

agla wala load shedding pe ......... jara gaur farmayega

 

6.     Jise Dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi..

           Jise Pyar kiya woh Italy chali gayi...

           Dil ne kaha Khud Kushi(Ssuicide) kar le zalim...

           Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...

 

 

7.     Door se dekha to santra tha, pass jake dekha to santra tha, chil ke dekha to bhi santra tha, Khake dekha to bhi santra tha

 

ye wala jara padhae likhae pe jor dalta hai .......

 

8.     Maine tujhse pyaar kiya , tere baap ne mujhe peeta Sin by cos is equal to tan theta ……

 

 

9.     Woh hamari gali me aaye…

           Woh hamari gali me aaye…

           Woh hamari gali me aaye…

           Aur chillake bole…..

 

           Dabba baalti.....bhangarwale

 

The below one is My favourite :-) !!!!!

 

 

10.  Yahan bhi khuda hai ,

           Wahan bhi Khuda hai,

           Yahan bhi khuda hai ,

           Wahan bhi Khuda hai,

 

           Jahan nahi khuda hai wahan Kal khudega!!!

 

 

11.  Galib ne likha diwar par chune se….

           Galib ne likha diwar par chune se…

           Yaha likhna mana hai…

 

Dekhiye mashuka ki tarif kaise karte hain ............

 

12.  Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?

           Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?

           So? What's the big deal?

 

 

13.  woh sadak ke uss par the ...

           hum sadak ke iss par the.....

           do kadam woh chale...

           do kadam hum chale…

           ab hum sadak ke uss par hai..

           aur woh sadak ke iss par hai....

 

 

AUR PESH-E-KHIDMAT HAI.................

 

NUR-E-SHER ..................

 

GAUR FARMAEAGA .

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14.  taj mahal ko dekh kar bola shahajan ka pota....

 

           taj mahal ko dekh kar bola shahajan ka pota....

 

           gaur farmaeye shahajahan ka pota bol raha hai ................

 

           taj mahal ko dekh kar bola shahajan ka pota....

 

 

           apna bhi bank balance hota...

 

           apna bhi bank balance hota...

 

           apna bhi bank balance hota...

 

 

           agar dada deewana na hota!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Shukriya ........... Shukriya ........... Shukriya ........... :  

Mala Punha ekda

Celebration Means...

" Celebration means......


Four friends.

Bahar barsaat.

no raincoat, no umbrella

" Celebration means......

You and mom.

A summer night.

A bottle of coconut oil.

A head massage.





" Celebration means......

Hundred bucks of petrol.

A rusty old bike.

And an open road.



" Celebration means......

Maggi noodles.

A hostel room.

4.25 p. m.



" Celebration means......

3 old friends.

3 separate cities.

3 coffee mugs.

1 internet messenger.



" Celebration means......

Rain on a hot tin roof.

Pakoras deep-frying.

Neighbors dropping in.

A party.




You can spend

Hundreds on birthdays,

Thousands on festivals,

Lakhs on weddings,

but to

Celebrate

all you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones.

Mhanun mi halli bolatach nahi !!

Wonder Death

DEATHS THAT MADE EVEN TOP DOCTORS WONDER...

This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward

where Patients always died in the same bed

and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m,

regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to
do with the supernatural.

No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.

So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down
to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents.

So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and
nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves

what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden
crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........

Just when the clock struck 11...


and then......

Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and
Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner!!!!!!!!!!

Wrong Email Id

Wrong email id -- too good


A man checked into a hotel.
There was a computer in his room,
so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile... Somewhere in Houston ,
a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail,
expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room,
found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:


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To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 23 July 2008



I know you're surprised to hear from me.
They gave computers here,
and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing youTOMORROW!

Best Moments in Life

Best Moments in Life

• To fall in love.
• To laugh until it hurts your stomach.
• To find mails by the thousands when you return from a vacation.
• To go for a vacation to some pretty place.
• To listen to your favorite song in the radio.
• To go to bed and to listen while it rains outside.
• To leave the! Shower and find that the towel is warm.
• To clear your last exam.
• To receive a call from someone, you don't see a lot, but you want to.
• To find money in a pant that you haven't used since last year .
• To laugh at yourself looking at mirror, making faces. :)))
• Calls at midnight that last for hours. :))
• To laugh without a reason.
• To accidentally hear somebody say something good about you.
• To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep for a couple of hours.
• To hear a song that makes you remember a special person.
• To be part of a team.
• To watch the sunset from the hill top.
• To make new friends.
• To feel butterflies! In the stomach every time that you see that person.
• To pass time with your best friends.
• To see people that you like, feeling happy.
• To use a sweater of the person that you like and find that it still smells of their perfume.
• See an old friend again and to feel that the things have not changed.
• To take an evening walk along the beach.
• To have somebody tell you that he/she loves you.
• To laugh .......laugh........and laugh ........ remembering stupid things done with stupid friends. These are the best moments of life.... Let us learn to cherish them.

Good Day

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Good Morning

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Be Happy

Jai GANESH !!
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