Marathi Funny Nibandh...SHEPUT

Marathi Funny Nibandh...SHEPUT
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Nice one

"I love walking in rain so dat no one can see my tears!"- ye purana wala tha


"I love walking in the fog so that no one can see that I am smoking" - ye naya tha..


latest pata kya hai?


"i love walking in any season , because petrol is now 71 Rs per litre."......

Joke Santa Banta and chess

Santa and Banta were playing chess

(joke doesn't end here).

Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai.

Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.

The joke doesn't end here either

Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai.

Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelate hai.

Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume aasanise hara doge.

Vishy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me akela.

S-B: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge

Vishy: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.

S-B: Haan. Phir thik hai.

The joke still doesn't end.

Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy chala jata hai.

Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar.

Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.

Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Saala lefty hi hogaa