Showing posts with label Be Happy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Be Happy. Show all posts

Monday, July 1, 2013

Marathi Funny Nibandh...SHEPUT

Marathi Funny Nibandh...SHEPUT
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Monday, July 23, 2012

The 2 Most Powerful Emotions That Will Change Your Life!

Great artical i read on
http://www.saifullahkhalid.com/personal-improvement/the-2-most-powerful-emotions-that-will-change-your-lifethe-2-most-powerful-emotions-that-will-change-your-life/#comment-2240

by Saifullahkhalid.....

The 2 Most Powerful Emotions That Will Change Your Life!

Everything we see around us is nothing but energy and everything vibrates at a certain frequency. Frequency is everything. All frequencies co-exist to make up the entire Universe.




Everything that happens in your life happens for a reason & you & only you are responsible for all of it. You attract that which you believe to be true irrespective of whether it is true or not. You attract people, events & circumstances in your life by your very own thoughts & beliefs.



Every true belief is not just conscious but subconscious and is tied to emotion. A belief is an emotionalized thought. If you closely observe, you will always find that, every human thought & action is either based in ‘love’ or ‘fear’. You either do something for the love of it or for the fear of something happening if it’s not done. Sometimes the emotion of love maybe equated with greed & this maybe more so applicable in the stock market where the only two emotions that prevail are greed & fear – Greed of making more money & the fear of losing money.



Instead of telling GOD how big your FEARS are, start telling your FEARS, how big your GOD is.



Whenever you are faced with a challenge, every choice that you make arises out of one of the only 2 possible emotions that exist – the emotion of love or the emotion of fear.



Love & Fear are 2 of the most POWERFUL EMOTIONS you will ever come across. Love is the MAGIC POTION & Fear is the VENOMOUS POTION!!!



“Fear is the energy which contracts, closes down, draws in, runs, hides, hoards, harms. Love is the energy which expands, opens up, sends out, stays, reveals, shares, heals. Fear wraps our bodies in clothing, love allows us to stand naked. Fear clings to and clutches all that we have, love gives all that we have away. Fear holds close, love holds dear. Fear grasps, love lets go. Fear rankles, love soothes. Fear attacks, love amends.” – Neale Donald Walsch



Learn to recognize & hear that little voice in you. It’s this little voice through which the universe speaks to you. It is your emotional guidance system & acts as radar (GPS) that helps you to steer away from all the hurdles of life.



The sole purpose for which you came on Earth was to experience life in all its glory. If you aren’t experiencing this fullest glory yet, it only means that you are still to accomplish your mission here. And when you experience this glory, you will realize that this mission cannot end as only then, you will truly know the eternal nature of your BEING.



You will realize that the real does not die & the unreal never lived. Once you know that death happens to the body & not to you, you just watch your body fall off like a discarded garment!!! The real ‘YOU’ is eternal & timeless & is beyond birth & death. The body will only survive as long as it is needed. It is not important that it should live long.



Sunday, January 29, 2012

Make your PC Speak for u...!!

Hey...u can make ur pc to speak wat u say..very interesting..........................
Make Your Computer Speak Whatever You Type:


1.Open Notepad and copy and paste the following code into it

Dim message, sapi
message=InputBox("What do you want me to say?","Speak to Me")
Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
sapi.Speak message

2.Now save the notepad file with the name speak.vbs at your desktop.
3.Now double click on speak.vbs type in the box whatever you want your computer to speak for you.

try it n have fun... !

Thursday, June 16, 2011

First Gear

I dont know who have written this but its worth reading, i got this in mails, first class



स्मरण फर्स्ट



त्या दिवशी गाडी चालवत होतो. मुंबईत गाडी चालवायची म्हणजे क्लच, ब्रेक आणि गिअर बरोबर झटापट ही आलीच. बदलत जाणारे गिअर्स आणि त्यामुळे बदलत जाणारा गाडीचा वेग यावरून एक कल्पना सुचली.
गाडी सुरु झाल्यावर तिला पुढे नेण्यासाठी आपण 'फर्स्ट गिअर' टाकतो. हा 'फर्स्ट गिअर' म्हणजे आपल्या जवळची सख्खी माणसं. आई-बाबा, जोडीदार, मुलं, जवळचे मित्र...
हा पहिला गिअर टाकल्याशिवाय गाडी पुढे जात नाही. मुंगीच्या गतीने का होईना गाडी न थांबता 'पुढे' जात राहिली पाहिजे हा पहिला 'संस्कार' फर्स्ट गिअर करतो.
इथे आपल्याला unconditional प्रेम मिळतं, सुरक्षितता मिळते. गाडी 'बंद पडणार नाही' याची पुरेपूर काळजी हा फर्स्ट गिअर घेतो. परंतु गाडी 'पळण्यासाठी' इतका कमी वेग पुरेसा नसतो.
आपण गाडीचा वेग वाढवतो. सेकंड गिअर टाकतो ! इथे आपल्याला घराबाहेरचं विश्व कळू लागतं.
शाळा, कॉलेज, पुस्तकं, मिडिया, आपले छंद, विविध कला..... बाहेरचं जग किती मोठं आहे आणि माहिती आणि ज्ञानामुळे हेच मोठं जग किती जवळ आलं आहे, हे कळतं.

समोर पसरलेला संधीचा आणि प्रगतीचा रस्ता आता आपल्याला खुणावू लागतो.


गाडीचा वेग आणखी वाढवण्यासाठी आपण आता थर्ड गिअर टाकतो. गाडीचा वेग आणखी वाढतो. हा थर्ड गिअर म्हणजे आपला नोकरी धंदा आणि त्यातून मिळणारं विना-खंडित उत्पन्न. गरजे पुरतं घर, कपडा लत्ता, भांडीकुंडी, पहिला फ्रीज, पहिला टीव्ही, प्रसंगानुरूप हॉटेलिंग, सणासुदीलानवीन कपडे, चांगले मार्क मिळाले तर मुलाला/मुलीला सायकल वगैरे थर्ड गिअरमध्ये येतं. या गिअरमध्ये आपण बऱ्यापैकी स्थिरावतो. गाडीचा वेग ना कमी ना जास्त. सेकंड मधून थर्ड गिअर मध्ये आलो तेव्हा वेग जास्त होता हे मान्य, पण आता तोच वेग कमी वाटू लागतो.आपण आता 'फोर्थ गिअर' टाकतो. गाडी सुसाट निघते. मनात आलं कीहॉटेलिंग-शॉपिंग-मल्टीप्लेक्स, गाडी, latest मोबाईल, 1 BHK मधून 2 BHK, laptop, ह्याउ नि त्याउ..!या वेगाची नशाच काही और! गम्मत म्हणजे आपण पाचव्या गिअर मध्ये कधी जातो हे आपल्यालाच कळत नाही... आता गाडी अक्षरश: तरंगत जात असते. हजार... लाख... कोटी... खर्व.... निखर्व...... रुपये नाहीत, गरजा!


हा 'वेग' खूप आनंददायी असतो. आपल्या गाडीच्या आड कोणी येऊ नये, ' लाल' सिग्नल लागू नये असं मनोमन वाटत असतं....



आणि... आणि.....आणि...



... ‘नियतीनावाचा एक स्पीडब्रेकर समोर येतो. तो खूप प्रचंड असतो.



गाडी थांबवण्यावाचून आता पर्याय नसतो. पाच.. चार.. तीन..दोन...एक....


खाट खाट गिअर मागे टाकत आपण आता neutral वर येतो. कचकावून ब्रेक लागतात. गाडी पूर्ण थांबते. आपल्या अंगाला खूप मोठा झटका बसतो.


पाचव्या गिअर मध्ये गाडी असताना आपण कधी काळी फर्स्ट गिअर देखील टाकला होता याचा विसर पडला होता. वरचा प्रत्येक गिअर टाकताना त्या गिअरची अशी एक मानसिकता होती...आज एक एक गिअर मागे येताना हे पहिल्यांदा जाणवलं.गाडी आता पूर्ण थांबली आहे. गाडी आता पुढे न्यायची आहे.. मला सांगा कुठला गिअर टाकाल?सुसाट वेगाचा पाचवा गिअर?


की मुंगीच्या वेगाचा पण गाडी चालू ठेवेल असा 'फर्स्ट गिअर'?


आयुष्यात जेव्हा पराभवाचे, निराशेचे क्षण आले होते, तेव्हा कोण होतं तुमच्या जवळ? कोणी दिला होता आधार ? आठवून पहा. प्लाज्मा टीव्हीने? EMI भरत विकत घेतलेल्या extra बेडरूमने? नव्या कोऱ्या गाडीने? 'You are promoted' असं लिहिलेल्या कागदाने?मी सांगतो कोण होतं तुमच्याजवळ. तुम्हाला आधार दिला होता फर्स्ट गिअरने!



आर्थिक अडचणीच्या वेळी आपल्या उशाखाली नोटांचं पुडकं हळूच ठेवून जाणारे बाबा, निरागस प्रश्न विचारून आपल्या चिंता घालवणारी आपली चिमुरडी मुलं, 'होईल सगळं व्यवस्थित' म्हणत डोक्याला बाम चोळून देणारी 'बायको'नावाची मैत्रीण, बाहेरचं खाऊन त्रास होऊ नये म्हणून पहाटे उठून पोळी भाजीचा डबा बनवणारी आई, 'त्या' काळात आपल्या Frustration चाकानहोणारे आणि योग्य सल्ला देणारे जिवाभावाचे मित्र हे सगळे फर्स्ट गिअर तुमची गाडी ओढत नव्हते का?



Don't Get Me Wrong.



माझा चवथ्या-पाचव्या गिअर्सना आक्षेप नाही.



त्या वेगाची धुंदी जरूर अनुभवूया. त्याचा आनंदही उपभोगुया. फक्त त्यावेळी आपल्या 'फर्स्ट गिअर्स' चं स्मरण ठेवूया.आयुष्याचा वेग मधून मधून थोssडा कमी करत पुन्हा एकदा फर्स्ट गिअरवर येऊया.सुसाट वेगाचा 'arrogance' इथे नाही... गाडी थोडी हळू चालेल हे मान्य. 'फर्स्ट गिअरचं' अस्तित्व लक्षात घ्यावंच लागेल असा हा वेग असेल.त्या निवांतपणाशी थोडं खेळूया आणि मग टाकूया पुढचा गिअर!जाता जाता आणखी एक.



स्वत:लाच एक प्रश्न विचारूया...



दुसऱ्या कुणाच्या आयुष्याचा मी बनू शकेन का फर्स्ट गिअर’?

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Bank Pass Book

Bank Pass Book


Piya married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party, Piya's mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook With Rs.1000 deposit amount.

Mother: Piya, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life. When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I've done the first one for you today. Do the others with Hitesh. When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.'

Piya shared this with Hitesh when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.

This was what they did after certain time:

- 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage

- 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Piya

- 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali

- 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Piya got pregnant

- 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted

.... and so on...

However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things. They didn't talk much. They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world.... no more love... One day Piya talked to her Mother: 'Mom, we can't stand it anymore.

We agree to divorce.
I can't imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!'

Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.'

Piya thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account. While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She left and went home. When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.

The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Piya.

She found a new deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record:
'This is the day I notice how much I've loved you throughout all these years. How much happiness you've brought me.'

They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe.

"Life is about correcting mistakes."

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Master key - Marathi

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