Happy Birthday to uuuu.. Cute Baby

Happy Birthday to mommy, Cute baby, Amazing Baby

Created graphics for whatsapp..for viewer use

Guys i have Created graphics for whatsapp...you can download and use ...

work in progress making some more

comment if you like....or you have some new ideas

Some of good whatsup status

Some of good whatsup status..copied from net..:)

I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status :P 

Do not be afraid to step on people... Mario made a career from it.

My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".

I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT

Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed - Is only because of the shampoo

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

I believe in hate at first sight.

Eat...sleep..regret...repeat

After Tuesday, even the Calendar goes W T F.

Marathi Funny Nibandh...SHEPUT

Marathi Funny Nibandh...SHEPUT
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click to zoom ...view larger ...really funny

Nice one

"I love walking in rain so dat no one can see my tears!"- ye purana wala tha


"I love walking in the fog so that no one can see that I am smoking" - ye naya tha..


latest pata kya hai?


"i love walking in any season , because petrol is now 71 Rs per litre."......

Joke Santa Banta and chess

Santa and Banta were playing chess

(joke doesn't end here).

Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai.

Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.

The joke doesn't end here either

Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai.

Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelate hai.

Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume aasanise hara doge.

Vishy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me akela.

S-B: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge

Vishy: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.

S-B: Haan. Phir thik hai.

The joke still doesn't end.

Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy chala jata hai.

Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar.

Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.

Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Saala lefty hi hogaa

Elmo - Must read joke..

Elmo - Must read joke..

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.


The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.


The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.


She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.


The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."


"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."